this is not a cocktail recipe book. it’s a performance review for your liver. it’s a love letter to burnout, side hustles, awkward zoom calls, and your fifth career pivot this month.
 
none of these drinks are tested. some may not be legal. all are metaphorically accurate.
 
if you’re here, it’s probably because a linkedin post told you not to buy this. you made your own decision. i respect that.
 
so go ahead. raise a glass of whatever this is and toast to the only kind of professional development that truly matters:
 
deeply unserious nonsense.
 
cheers,
 
vp of undrinkable beverage strategy